Sunday, June 24, 2007

Easily....



This could easily be the way I meet my demise!

Color me red and crap on a cracker!


Just like THAT, at week 15 I am finally over the morning (all-day-hellish-payback-for-every-bad-thing-I-ever-did-in-my-entire-life) sickness that plagued me since week 7. It was, by far, the worst experience of my entire life. I would not wish this on my worst enemy and as far as I'm concerned, labor should be small fries compared to these past 8 weeks.Now, the fun part begins. In the past two days, I've began eating all sorts of nasty (READ: "yummy") crap and thank God, finally started putting on weight. If ever there was an excuse to eat spray cheese, pregnancy certainly is it. And Altoid Citrus Sours, I can't get enough. Still tossing around names for girls. This week's considerations:- Mara- Mena- Eowyn (Heh, just kidding!)

I <3 Sour Bob...still



I may just finish all of my holiday shopping at Sour Bob's House of Dubious Crap!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Over at "The Morning News"



A New Father's Roundtable Discussion:So my wife and I picked up a couple of those Practice Babies – whattayacallums, ‘cats.’ They seem pretty easy to take care of, so after a while we figured we’d give this whole Having A Child scam a try. By our reckoning, if we teach the kid to use the litter box, feed it kibble, and put one of those tracking microchips in the nape of its neck, we won’t have to alter our lifestyle in the least.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Baby Tart!


My friend Cinnamon designed this great hat for babies:The directions are available here at Knitty.com. Too cute!