Friday, June 22, 2007

Over at "The Morning News"



A New Father's Roundtable Discussion:So my wife and I picked up a couple of those Practice Babies – whattayacallums, ‘cats.’ They seem pretty easy to take care of, so after a while we figured we’d give this whole Having A Child scam a try. By our reckoning, if we teach the kid to use the litter box, feed it kibble, and put one of those tracking microchips in the nape of its neck, we won’t have to alter our lifestyle in the least.

1 comment:

thosesmiles1941 said...

Thank you for posting that-it made my evening!! I haven't laughed that freakin' hard in days!! :0)